Who's the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's super difficult to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron arena. These escargot athletes are known for their sluggish pace, making it impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that running back Sammy, with his turtle-paced advances, is the prime candidate. But don't write off Randy the defensive lineman, who consistentl